Monday 4 April 2011

There are so many girls, and so few Princes!! Where are the Je Ne Sais Qu?!!!

South Ken/Chelsea, An area in London where people live in a high light! All the Europe trash, old money posh Brits, French bankers, Sloaney ponys. You will find all the beautiful looking singlers lives here in this over rated area.

Here is all about which Chanel bag you are carrying, and which Lamborghini you drive. One Chanel is not enough, do you have the new season in 3 different colours, to go with it, few pair of Louboutins....Lamborghini in black is cool, but do you have few more sitting on the street outside of you rented flat instead of in the garage?

Ohh yes, To get a table in a flash restaurant you need to wear your biggest Rolex and pretend you are checking time while you talking to the super hot maitre D'. When the sun is out, queuing for hours to get a lower average over price meal at Chelsea farmer's market is a must, why? because we are all too hangover from the weekend nights out and find each other too boring to talk to, instead we go people watching discover the same people who end up at the same places over the weekend are living in the same area!!! or we have the choice of heading to Jake's, where 2 years ago £10 we eat till we explode, now 3 times of the price, we are sitting with the blink blink, smell the strongest perfume, unless you are size 0, you wont make it to squeeze out of the small table next to you..

And now I listen to girls complain, they don't understand why they are single???? And boys asking about where are the girls who ticks all the boxes? The Girl they are "sleeping with", few of them on the go actually, but its very important to find out ASAP they are not gold diggers and most importantly a brainy. But the bigger the cup size, fuller the lips looked, the blonder it gets, will be a win win situation! Pay attention here now... reason i don't use the word "girlfriend" here is because not many of these girls will last more than months.

After my Sunday lunch with the boys, walking down Walton street alone, "OMG Shannon you look amazing, you look so skinny, how did you lose so much weight?" 3 different boys i run into has told me that! ERR do you have any idea how I lost weight? why don't you get yourself a cancer and try? so now you notice me, I'm not the chubby Shannon that you use to call for a table in the club anymore! suddenly I'm attractive because I'm 17kg lighter within 5 weeks! BTW just so you know I'm still the flat chested chink, who loves all the good food and wine in life! Have you by any chance notice any of those things you cant SEE?

SENDING OUT JUST THE RIGHT MESSAGE EVEN ON A BUS!
Hang on a second? Perhaps I'm losing my point here, I think I'm talking about girls find it hard to meet the right guy to fell in love with. OK lets start again, busy life style, find it hard to meet new people? lets go online dating, at least you know what your intentions are, you need to write it on the website before you join, so that makes it all perfect then! Which website shall we go? I know one! sugerdaddie.com!! the name of the website says it all!!!!!!!!

Helena my Greek sister, This little kitten has the attitude of a tiger, no one will ever see that before knowing her!my kind of boyish girl, who worked in fashion to cover the tom boy side! down to earth, a great listener! Tough life experience brought us together and grow deeper..She didn't go buy herself a Chanel bag or sitting at Chelsea farmer to wait for her prince charming, She just simply a caring amazing girl who found her Prince Ben, the Frog.

Thyone my other Greek friend, introduced by Helena. Who works in a hospital helping people for life.. Cases she has to deal with, stories she has from her patients, mind blowing!! A patients told her on Fri before she ends her shift, that he will kill himself if she leaves the hospital for the weekend!Little Blondie has to bring home the thought that she might be the reason of a death... This beautiful soul has been next to me every step of my illness, an other amazing girl who found her Prince Ed, the Frog.

They are living in the area, they are not single! yayyyy there is hope!!! Both girls might not have Chanel bags both boys might not have Lamborghini! Who, being loved, is poor???

Girls are like stars, there are so many of us, but there is only one for you to make your dream come true! There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig hidden treasure! you love someone for who they are, u love some one from what you see inside, not how they looks and what cars they drive! love is saying "i feel differently" instead of "you are wrong", love is when 2 people sit in the middle of bed when there is plenty of room around you. Be the hidden treasure for you boyfriend!!!

Santa is a happy man because he knows where all the bad girls live, but good news is, there is only one Santa!  Girls.... learn from 2 of my beautiful friends... There are plenty of Frogs lives in the area! Find the one that love you for who you are, and find that Prince who has the Je Ne Sais Quo!

littlemisssunshie

xxxxx

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